10/23/09

Smarty pants needed

Enough is enough people. I give in.... I need to have a project to help keep me focused and out of the vortex of depression. So a friend of mine and I were talking about coming up with a t-shirt design for cancer patients and their support systems.

The front would read......."the happiest cancer patient in the world"

and then the idea would be to have a list of the top ten reasons to be a happy cancer patient....and to make those reasons kind of catchy and witty.

Things like;
  • No more haircuts and shampoo means I get to spend money on frivolous things
  • I can blame random mood swings and neurotic tendencies on cancer
  • Random nap times can't be judged but encouraged
  • luxurious bubble baths are actually meant to ease aches and pains

So people what do you think? The point to all of this is to get some t-shirts made up and make up some small cancer daycare survival baskets and sell them and have all of the proceeds go to Cancer Care Manitoba. The catch is I am having troubles coming up with other random reasons why to be happy about cancer daycare. So I turn to my witty verbose Internet loves and see if we can all come up with some good ones. (Maybe even a little mascot idea or two? )

6 comments:

Kate said...

My friend that's getting chemo blames everything on chemobrain. It works for her!

GreenCanary said...

One word: BRAZILIAN

Braedy Tritthart said...

I like that idea! Man, if we can't keep busy what else do we have? Television and sex. Well I don't have either right now, so maybe I should make shirts too!!

Sweetly Single said...

Katey and Canary....You ladies are awesome those are definitely going on the list LOL

Braedy....*sidestepping obvious remark* you can do anything! and if you want to help out that would great too.

GreenCanary said...

You can do a partner t-shirt to go with the "happiest cancer patient" shirt! The front can say, "Happiest Significant Other of the Happiest Cancer Patient in the World." And then the back could say, "One word: BRAZILIAN." Hey, everyone loves going to Rio ;-)

Sweetly Single said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA oh my sweet little canary.....you are awesome! that is so on the list!